Hello!

So, yesterday, I officially finished one of my hardest academic sets ever. So far, anyway. So, I decided to make myself a dessert. Here are the directions.

The “Yes I AM technically an ‘adult’, thank you for noticing!” Victory Dessert

1. Finish something major. Like, a combination of term papers, grading, tough quarter/semester, whatever. Something that’s a victory.
2. Scoop ice cream into a bowl. Use a single spoon so that you can feel good about yourself because it’s “only a spoonful”.
3. Sprinkle with little capsules of joy. (aka, sprinkles.)
4. Put dessert in freezer while you clean up the result when “joy overfills” due to overzealous sprinklage.
5. Bring dessert-in-process out of freezer after rainbow joy bits are cleaned up.
6. Insert “Birthday-cake” Oreo.
7. Insert Funfetti Cake Cookie.
8. Top with honey cheerios.
9. And butterscotch-chips.
10. And chocolate chips. (Not shown.)
11. Insert spoon.
12. VICTORY.

Enjoy!